I whispered, "Adam, speak to me in Russian and I will translate."
Without any precedent for such an occasion, he took a breath,
"ldkfjejriojdlkmcvcvdhdhdhdccq"
"There once were some monkeys."
"lkdjfe chiveadc quich slkjvid"
"Their bottoms were blue."
"dkje clkjicv qrsugch"
"The old men were angry with the monkeys."
"dfdk ci quichrcv lichdlciv ifjlejv"
"They took away all of their bananas and built a pyramid held together with ice cream."
"kjdfec bananies kljvle vlkjelci shccljed vheidss dskjflcijhfeoijch"
"The monkeys put on underwear to appease the men"
"cheivo cheivvq reidsv slkjeiv"
"The monkeys were given blue bras, but knowing their bodies were not formed that way, traded the bras for their bananas."
"flkdjecv rusquivo ldjeiv liceh"
"The men were happy."
THE END
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On your Batman comment: They say its dark like the lighting is dark, it takes place a lot at night...thats all really.
dear lily,
i just saw a picture of adam's chin. yikes! you hit him hard...just kidding. i would be afraid to go ice skating again after a wound like that baby. i hope less injuries are incurred on the next trip to the ice.
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